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Please Don't Sue Me

Please Don't Sue Me

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by reading this you agree that:
CZVegas not liable for losses, bad math, bad luck, or users operating beyond their IQ.

By gambling, you acknowledge the house edge, variance, and your tendency to do dumb things.

Results may vary. Intelligence may vary more. CZVegas assumes neither is guaranteed.

Not responsible for PSOs, bad bankrolls, emotional hedging, or your "one more roll."

User accepts all risk. Especially the risk of thinking they know better than the strategy.

If you win, you're a genius. If you lose, you clearly ignored the instructions.

Past results don't predict future results. Neither does your cousin who "has a system."

CZVegas not liable for losses caused by variance, cocktails, or overconfidence.

Warning: Following gambling advice may result in gambling. Proceed accordingly.

By reading this shirt, you waive your right to blame CZVegas for your dumb decisions.

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey is 60% cotton and 40% polyester
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220 g/m²)
• 20 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Single-needle edge stitch 7/8″
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
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